15 Purposely Confusing Things From 2020-2022

1. No masks are required, then one mask, then two, then none if you took the new medicine, then masking again even if you took the new medicine, then it doesn't matter, then the pathogen only attacks food servers, other workers in particular settings and poor people who ride the bus.

 

2. No one can explain what a woman is, while they say they identify as a woman, while also saying that can't explain what a woman is.

 

3.  Men being permitted to play women's sports.

 

4. Curfews at 10 PM regarding a disease issue because the disease attacks at 10, not 9:59. Yes the pathogen is on the clock and only attacks based on the time.

 

5. Gyms are closed during a disease issue but the liquor stores, fast food restaurants and tobacco outlets are open. Liquor kills 3 million people every year, fast food kills 11 million, and tobacco kills 7 million. 21 million deaths every year between alcohol, tobacco and junk food.......but they're wide open during a disease outbreak. Gyms closed. It only makes sense if you don't think about it.

 

6. Standing 6 feet apart because the virus has a tape measure and attacks closer than 6 feet but lays in wait beyond 6 feet.

 

7. You must mask up to enter a restaurant but you can unmask while sitting down because the pathogen only attacks when its victims are in the standing position. If I enter in a wheel chair, then what? Asking for a friend.

 

8. Group restrictions because the pathogen can count. It attacks groups 10 or larger, while allowing groups 9 or less to pass unharmed. So far the pathogen can count, owns a tape measure and can also tell the time.

 

9. You need to get your brakes done for my brake job to work. You need to wear a condom so the person next door doesn't get pregnant. You need to take a couple Tylenol so I don't get a hang over. You know this one and can hopefully fill in the blanks here.

 

10. Healthy people can be sick even though they're perfectly healthy because a random number generator said the healthy person is sick, even though they're perfectly healthy.

 

11. A small piece of plexiglass can stop something in the air, when the air is everywhere and obviously goes around the plexiglass. Unless you breathe bullets in a straight line and the plexiglass is bullet proof, then I am still confused........but that's the point.

 

12. You can't bring shopping bags from home to the grocery store but you can bring your clothes from home that you're wearing to the grocery store.

 

13. If you work remotely, with no one else in the home, you need to mask up while on ZOOM and comply with the new medicine requirements.

 

14. Telling people to "follow the science" and then asking the courts to hide the science for 75 years, so no one is permitted to see the science. Following the science that you're not permitted to see, question or review is extremely scientific. Everyone knows that.

 

15. Free hot dogs, burgers, fries, donuts, joints, beer, hard liquor and lap dances were provided as "new medicine compliance" incentives during a disease issue but don't you worry...the strippers grinding people were wearing masks and everyone was in a seated position, so it all made perfect sense scientifically.

 

Confused yet? Well, there's something you need to know about confusion.